School has begun *dun dun dun* and so has our nearly impossible stress levels and desire to drink the entire semester away. If you think you’re the only one who wished to avoid the beginning of September, you’re wrong. Here are 10 relatable emotions all basic bitches felt during the first week of school.
“Did I bring enough pencils? Did I shave the one prickly path on my legs? Did I forget deodorant? DID I FORGET TO BREATHE?”
The stage in which you’re sitting at your desk waiting for class to begin and reminiscing in all the good times you’ve had the year before. This stage doesn’t last very long.
The teacher pulls out her planner. What assignment is she going to destroy us with first?
A six-page essay on the history of the encyclopedia and how the translation from paper to print affected not only the paper industry but the entire world as a whole. *Sighs*
Because nobody can concentrate on an empty stomach, am I right?
You’re on break with your friends and eating that good shit from the cheap store across the building. Life couldn’t be better.
Until you go back to class. Emotions become hard to control.
The teacher begins to write information and formulas on the board. What’s a prime number? How does BEDMAS work again?
Why did you choose this program? Why didn’t you drop out when you had the chance? Why did you decide to do something with your life instead of being at home and doing nothing!
Because in the end, who doesn’t love rights to an education and an opportunity for an exciting future! (Don’t worry, if you ever forget the appreciation stage – make sure you have an emergency stash of wine in a cupboard that no one will find).